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Oct 02 2008

Ebonics…

Published by ldenni02 at 9:35 pm under Jokes Edit This

A High School student in Oakland, California, received a homework assignment in his Ebonics Class. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what he did:


1. Rectum…I had two Cadillacs, but my ol’ lady rectum both.

2. Hotel…I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everybody.

3. Odyssey..I tol’ my bro, you odyssey the jugs on dis hoe.

4. Stain…My mother-in-law axed if I was stain fo dinner again.

5. Seldom…My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

6. Penis…I went to a doctor and he gave a cup and said penis.

7. Catacomb…Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb.

8. Foreclose…If I pay alimony this month I’ll have no money foreclose.

9. Undermine…There a fine lookin’ hoe in the apartment undermine.

10. Disappointment…My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the bighouse.

11. Income…I jus’ got in bed wit de hoe, and income my wife.

12. Honor…At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro’ who be honor first?

13. Fortify…I axed the hoe how much, and she say fortify.

14. Israel…Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.

15. Dictate…My girlfriend says my dictate good.

 

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3 Responses to “Ebonics…”

  1. mickie31on 02 Oct 2008 at 10:00 pm edit this

    LOL they were so funny thanks I needed that laugh! Keep up the great work those really made me chuckle so thanks for putting a smile on my face. The smile Israel, lol!

  2. Seyburon 02 Oct 2008 at 10:09 pm edit this

    BWAHAHA…. This is too good. I wish we could save our favorite entries because I love this. Hahaha!

  3. ldenni02on 02 Oct 2008 at 10:39 pm edit this

    Thank you for visiting mickie31 and Seybur. I too enjoy a good laugh, and I hope you come back. There will always be new stuff.

    Laugh loud, laugh long…

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